I wonder if the religious fools by the union realize that the only difference they're making is providing college kids with perfectly adequate drugs straws.
Every time I take one of their fake bills its with the sole intention of using it to snort something.

I'm married and would love to have a secret guy on the side. You know, like the ones off the movies! Meet up at a hotel, have hard core sex. That would be bomb!

Girls that smile at me for no reason are my most disliked flavor of humans next to those who are so cookie cutter status that you can't tell who they are by what they are wearing because a lot of people are wearing the exact same thing.

To the guy I hooked up with from Wilson Hall. Fuck you for not telling me you're the one with the pregnant girlfriend at home. You need to figure shit out with her before you stick your dick anywhere else

What would you do if you had the power to sue (and win) the university, but it would result in the firing of a beloved teacher here at NAU, and most likely make it so they couldn't get another teaching job because of the mistake they made.

So there are two girls that I am into. Theyre both real pretty, but one gets along with all my friends and the other isnt as out there. One has a huge heart and the other I just seem to be attracted to. How do I decide what to do? Theyre both blonde girls but I have no idea what to do. Please I need some advice. Normally I date shy girls so I am not used to the girl who is outgoing. Also both are from my same home town.

I should just change my major to psychology. All I seem to do is help people sort out their issues. It's never, "hey do you want to hang?" It's always, "I'm super busy," or "hey can I come over for some advice?" Sometimes it would be nice to have an actual friend up here instead of people who just need somebody to complain to. It's really fucking depressing.

Had my boyfriend pay me 75 cents for a blowjob so I could have enough change to buy chocolate from a vending machine.