High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past you on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like "that is a smart man"

McConnell looks like the flux capacitor from fucking back to the future... Fo real doh.

School's kicking my ass already. It's gotten so bad that I haven't had time to attend to my hygiene needs. I suggest no one ever go four days straight without a shower, the smell of my dick is atrocious. Any suggestion?

I need advise, Me and my boyfriend want to move in with each other the next school year but everywhere seems expensive and way out of budget or doesnt accept pets(we have a dog). Plus we both go to school full time and dont have full time jobs. Any tips or weird ideas that other people used to move in with the bf/gf?

So I used to go to NAU but kicked out for my grades after spring 2014 semester....biggest mistake of my life. I had awesome friends, an awesome girlfriend, and went to a awesome school. Well now I never get to see any of those friends, my girlfriend broke up with me because of the distance, and now I go to a shitty community college just to get a certification in something I really don't want to do. So please people out there focus on school and don't be like me because I think about being back up in Flagstaff everyday.

My last roommate sucked. So I pissed inside his pillow after aggressively t-bagging his cookie. I also rubbed some of his tissues on my butt hole and put his commonly used dice in my underwear with my sweaty balls and left them there for a little while.

Flafstaff would be better if there weren't so many douchebags racing around in shitty cars with fart cannons. You guys look like such ass clowns.

Just ran into two methhead transvestite hookers at the South Village Community center. I was picking up my package and they were fighting over visitation rights. Stay Classy NAU. Stay Classy.