Whenever I see or hear people bitching about others in the gym I think to myself "Perhaps if you spent less time paying attention to others and focused more of that energy on yourself, you would reap greater results." Just a thought.

Today my gender is pizza, and my preferred pronoun is pepperoni

to whoever left the note on my car saying "'PARKING VIOLATION this ticket is to notify you that you are TOO HOT for this parking lot and as punishment you are required to have (2) drinks (minimum) with officer "T" Fine due this weekend, bitch <3" you have no idea how much this made my day!! :D

If the bus is full and you put your bag in an empty seat, you are a douche.

My workplace has cameras everywhere. I've figured out where all of the camera's blindspots are and I've done naughty things in all of them.

I'll do a motherfucken unemployment line of cocaine

Going to class buzzed right now.

A serious question: Is it the victim whose "perception" stands valid in racist situations???