what i want is a girl to be my best friend and to spend the rest of my life with, but what I need right now is a one night stand followed by me cooking the nice young lady a delicious breakfast before she is on her way

It's really annoying when you are best friends with a girl, but her overly jealous boyfriend doesn't allow you guys to hang out. I mean dude, if we wanted to bang then we had years to do so before you came around, yet didn't. Controlling boyfriends beware, this kind of thing will (and should) get you dumped.

I think its funny when I see old high school girls that didn't give you the light of day then want to talk to you when you get in shape have straight teeth and already have a job lined up after college. Stay thirsty ladies.

To the one who wrote "When people don't say please or thank,that just shows they weren't raised right". That is NOT the case always. People go through varying moods, someone can be depressed that you would not see him/her smiling. May be someone is so per-occupied with the worries of life that he forgot to say "Thank You". Instead of questioning their parent's abilities, think why people behave like this? May be they are in acute need of catharsis?

I don't think I am that good looking so I highly doubt I intimidate guys. So why don't they ever talk to me? I try to seem open to conversation.

To the girl who tossed my salad in the bathroom at the Union, you the real MVP!!

A man in a ball cap gets me going. Add on some cowboy boots and y'all better call me an ambulance. ;P

You called me to tell me that you found my number scrawled on paper in the bathroom, but you can't think to be friends with me? Come on I don't bite! Grab fate by the balls and try being friends with a random person you call out of the blue. Or text me. That works too.