I think I have my work cut out for me when it comes to dating as I fucking hate phones. If one of your requirements to date you is near constant communication with you, texting or otherwise, we certainly would never work out.

I still like pissing off feminazis.

A bible thumping Christian told me to stop wearing yoga pants because it causes men to lust which is sinful. 1. Men should learn to control their own urges instead of blaming a woman for what she wears. 2. My ass looks amazing in them and 3. If women should stop wearing cloths to prevent men from lusting, then men should stop wearing basketball shorts because my eyes do divert straight to their ass and crotch.

Who the fuck ever spread this rumor that lifting heavy makes girls bulky? It's literally fucking impossible unless you take testosterone. You just get a damn well built body and are able to say you lift more than most guys in the gym. So can everyone please stop spreading this bullshit! I wish I knew more females on campus who competed and took this shit serious.

I have mental problems and my parent's won't let me get better.

OMG, he's perfect but huge. We haven't had sex, but I'm small. Like, I had a gynecologist comment on how small I was. One I don't want him to ruin me for other dudes; two, Idk if I can handle that big o round (think air-freshener can thick).

I know of a professor that hooked up with a student last year and I am SO tempted to start going to office hours to see how far I can take it.

I have stumbled a good man and it scares me because I know that I am an absolute mess sometimes and I don't want to mess anything up with him. Help.