I love it when my girlfriend attaches a collar and leash around my neck and leads me around on all fours. I especially love when she spanks my ass and tells me how I'm a naughty boy and how I need to be "punished." Im also a teaching assistant and I find it funny that my students have no idea they're being taught by a pervert ??

I actually like the Friend Zone, its a very un-complicated place...

I'm not gay or bi curious but I want to have at least one lesbian experience. It's hard because I live in McConnell and i don't know how to ask. How do I go at this?

It should be mandatory for all men to wear only a jock strap. And I mean, ONLY a jock strap. And maybe a little bow tie too ;)

I went for a run the other day and I literally thought I was gonna get abducted. Creepy ass car with tinted windows just creeped up next to me and just followed until I just sprinted through someone's yard to get away.

Your confessions are weird. Keep it up, your misery is making me happier.

Who has the biggest dick on campus?

Dear AFC or whoever manage that Sushi joint at the Union,

Your sushi suck. It's not worth the ten dollars. The sushi at Sprout is good. So I go there regularly.