My life was made complete. I was totally getting a BJ while Katy Perry rode in on a magnificent lion for the halftime show.

Im a guy with feminine facial features, but I like dressing as a girl and going out to the bars. I find it amazing how many guys think I'm actually a girl and hit on me. One day I'll get one of them drunk enough to over look I have a penis.

I love my boyfriend to death. I totes think I'm the best girlfriend, I give him kisses and cuddles whenever, feed him, clean, do his laundry, but he broke up with me because I'm apparently too suffocating. Why!? Why didn't I break his legs when I had the chance!?!? Then I could have taken care of him while he was stuck in bed and I would show him why he would never think of leaving me, ever. I'm looking to spending Valentine's Day with him (-:

This probably sounds shallow and I hate myself for it. But I just want to be with someone else so I don't have to miss him anymore.

I keep telling myself that I don't need a guy. But it's been so long...Now I'm afraid that my ex was right when he said that I'll never find anyone else.

Super Bowel and American Diaper. All I see on my news feed is shit.

Dang, to all those Attractive People who take offence to Fatal Attractions just think of it as you're own fan club. Your wanted, that should be good enough.

My roommate criticized me for liking Disney movies because apparently the Princesses give an unhealthy body image of what women should be. Like really? Growing up, I've never once thought about how I wanted one of their waistlines - I was more concerned with why animals wouldn't talk to me.