The downside of having a dog that dropped out of drug detecting school is that when the window is open and someone is smoking weed in a college town they go nuts barking. Sometimes even skunks are at the end of the barking attack.

To those that eat food in the individual study rooms please stop. Everytime I walk in, I smell the flagrant stench of old potatoes and chicken (Chick-fil-A). If anything else trash your damn food outside, because the smell sticks in the room for hours.

Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I read acquaintances' arrest records online and then I feel better about myself.
(and it's totally legit: Google 'AZ public access case lookup')

The CDC estimates that one in five Americans is infected with the genital herpes virus. (some asymptomatic for their entire lifetime)
ONE IN FIVE.

Has anyone been here long enough to still remember who Bad Santa was?

One of the greatest pleasures I get from being a TA is surprising my students with a pop quiz.

If people were less complicated I would think I might have just met a girl that doesn't only want to be friends.

This has happened with every single one of the bf's I've had. It seems like I'm single for a little while and even though there are a few fun options, nothing serious is open. Then, out of the blue, someone who actually wants to date (or call it a date or w/e) has an amazing experience with me and the guys come out of the woodwork trying to hit on me, when I either didn't know they had feelings or they weren't being straightforward before. They had no way of knowing I went on an awesome date, and I feel bad if I get in a relationship because I did flirt with them and I was interested in them. I just want to explore every possibility but then I become single and there are no possibilities. UGH. I shouldn't feel bad but I do.