All I've thought about all this year was when and if I could find a guy that will to do anal with me... is it that hard?

I'm just looking for a girl who can hang out with me when I play guitar and GTAV... Someone who I never get tired of and who won't whine and beg me to stop doing my thing.

Actually wait I'm thinking of Doritos.

I'm just looking for some Doritos.

I need to stop interneting and get shit done.

The other day, some students and I were discussing the origins of our names. Being Native American, I took full advantage of this discussion by claiming that my current name is government issued and that my real indian name is 'Prairie Dog Bane'. I really need to stop messing with students...

Makes me sad to see people saying that they are "wasting time" by being in a serious relationship. If you're in a happy serious relationship, you're NOT wasting time. You're lucky. If you're not happy in that serious relationship then you should get out of it so you're not "wasting time". If you were in a happy relationship and it ended for some reason, it still wasn't a waste because I guarantee you learned something valuable about yourself.

I know the foreign students are talking about me when they speak to each other in their language and start laughing. I glare at them when is walk away :)

Has anyone else been told stories by the night maintenance workers of their "squirrel scenarios" on campus? I actually believed that they had to chase out a Twinkies stealing squirrel from the dorms until my friend told me they had told her a similar story.

Man! I'm gonna be watching movies tonight by myself! I need a girl to cuddle/make out with! The struggle is real!