Sometimes, if there are clothes left in the laundry rooms on campus, I take them and wash them the next time I do laundry...then I get free clothes!

I listen to GTA radios in the morning while sitting in my Adventure Time boxers and drink a cup of coffee. I should not be 20 years old.

My ex knocked up his new girlfriend in my bed.

I constantly compare myself to other girls on campus. Ya'll are so beautiful!

I met this guy last month and he was pretty cool. I only see him here and there, we say hi to each other. I thought it was pretty cool that he remembered my name and something I had said when we first met. My friends don't even remember what I said an hour ago. I wish I could become closer friends with him. It's hard for me to find guy friends that have the same interests as me. But I'm too shy to actually do anything.

I just wanna have an awesome threesome with two girls but my girlfriend isn't interested. Any suggestions?

I have peed out the window of my room at Sechrist.

Is it wierd that I get a boner reading some of these confessions?