If I ever got to meet Jesus, I would definitely offer him totino's pizza rolls.

Sometimes I just don't want to be here anymore. I feel like I'm never going to accomplish anything, I'm never gonna be able to help anyone. What's the point?

Recently I've really been into country and country men;) question is, where are all the country men?! Because I need one:) so sexy

I saw a really cute army guy in the union this morning wearing a Taylor Swift concert t-shirt, but was too shy to talk to him. If you see this, you have the best smile and we should hang out. ;)

Dear girl who was walking to south campus today: I am sorry I was walking so close behind you, you just smelled really really good and you are pretty and I'd like to treat you nicely. Confession of a Gentleman. Signing Out.

I am dating a wonderful guy and I'm living with one of my closet friends and my hound off campus. I have good grades and wonderful, supportive friends. I can't seem to stop missing my horse back home, though. Does anybody know where I could ride without actually owning a horse up here?

I hate when people complain to me or about me because I can't hang out with them every single day of the week. I'm sorry but I am a bio-med major and am super busy 95% of time! I am actually serious about my education and want to go somewhere in life instead of going out and partying every night.

I think these admins only post the thirsty shit.