Monday, 07 October 2013 02:38 PM
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being bored and horny always sucks when you are single again!
Monday, 07 October 2013 02:35 PM
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first near death experience of the semester for me. i was cutting stuff with a circular saw and the wind blew the ruler under the blade and then the ruler shot up and shattered on impact with my face! glad i had safety glasses on or i would be short an eye or 2!
Monday, 07 October 2013 02:30 PM
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I'm a white boy, and I have to admit. I got me some jungle fever and I'm thirsty for some hot chocolate.
And I like them how I like my coffee, hot rich and black.
Monday, 07 October 2013 02:28 PM
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All of today's rap songs are dirtier than Africa's water supply
Monday, 07 October 2013 02:04 PM
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When I'm in class or on the bus I pretend to be Sherlock Holmes and try to deduce people. I'm getting pretty good.
Monday, 07 October 2013 02:00 PM
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I was riding the Mountain Line and I made eye contact with a guy driving his car. You were very, very attractive. I think my heart skipped a beat.
Monday, 07 October 2013 01:58 PM
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I always check the confessions in case maybe someone confesses something about me.
Monday, 07 October 2013 01:50 PM
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I feel that this year Freshmens are some thirsty ass ratchets! Like come on! You're in college for an EDUCATION! If y'all looking for dicks and vags go some where else