Monday, 07 October 2013 04:40 PM
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Was in a relationship for years, finally out of one and it finally hit me that I don't know how to be single.
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:38 PM
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I've been secretly stalking this guy I met. He doesn't know it yet, but I already have his entire schedule memorized. Oh btw, nice apartment. My pillow case is blue too.
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:38 PM
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blaming a guy for trying to get some is like blaming a chick for being on her period.
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:35 PM
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To the guy in my developmental psych class thats sits in the front row with his Ipad .. i REALLY want to get to know you.
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:29 PM
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I am the real slim shady.
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:06 PM
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To that girl with brown hair who i momentarily made eye contact with while getting desserts at lunch today in the hot spot... you're beautiful!
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:05 PM
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The upper floors of the Engineering building has amazing scenery. I feel like Joe Dirt and want to yell out "I can see down your shirt!"
Monday, 07 October 2013 04:02 PM
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To the ladies that don't wash your hands after taking shits in the bathroom, don't think I didn't notice you didn't wash your hands, the water was never running. Nasty.