I just want a chill, honest girl to cuddle up, watch netflix, and possibly smoke some hookah. Too much? I don't think so.

Hey NAU, your 5 minute showers can suck my dick.

All I want to do is date a girl that likes staying in on weekends, finds the ordinary shit of life to be exciting, and doesn't prioritize sex. #normalguyproblems

It's hard to be a straight guy who dresses nice, takes care of his hair/face, likes shopping, and likes going to Operas, everyone always assumes I'm gay as soon as they see me! Perhaps that's why I'm single?

I couldn't tell you the difference between spandex, spanx, leggings, or jeggings, but man do I love this time of the season. I feel like McLovin walking around campus, please pardon my mindless staring. The booty in Flagstaff truly is something to admire.

I have a strange attraction to beards. They are extremely attractive. I'm not talking abut goatees, flavor savors, or scruff. I'm talking about a full on beard. Long enough to run your fingers through. They are just so attractive, and the attractiveness of the man owning it, gets a lot more attractive as well, from my perspective.

I don't want to turn this into another thirst post, but after breaking up with my ex who was rather tall, only tall girls do it for me... Nothing against the shorter girls, but being tall is so attractive in my books(like 6' +)... Just want a tall girl I can have some fun of the adult nature with on a regular basis...

I need a girl who wants a mustache and beard ride!