Im at work and sharted myself...I threw my briefs in the garbage...I hope my coworkers don't notice..

So I let my girl borrow my shirt to wear home after she spent the night. And I told her to keep it warm for me. When I went over to pick her up she pulled it out of her freezer and gave it to me. She is so amazingly dorky.

Financial Aid: How much money do you want to borrow?

Me: Just fuck me up.

I saw another girl in Target wearing a gay pride wristband. I kept walking around like "YES I AM GAY TOO HELLO" and then I thought... Wow Tumblr done fucked me up.

The American women being held hostage by ISIS, and the one ISIS says was killed during a Jordanian air strike, graduated from Northern Arizona University. This wasn't known prior because her name was being withheld. But as a lumberjack, she went to Syria to help others, and we should be proud and stand up in support of her.

I started dating this girl a couple weeks ago, and it was great at first, but we barely talk at all. She can't even be bothered to say goodnight or anything. Should I just dump her and go back to being a man slut?

What is the point of this page? To get attention? To vent your problems? To cause humiliation because it's college? If you're having trouble within yourself whether it's taking your life or disorder symptoms, seek PROFESSIONAL help! Anyone on this page, I hardly doubt, is a professional for what you are dealing with. If there is, no disrespect. Make the choice to seek help in someone you trust, not random people on a confessions page. The people who post about cheating, tearing relationships and friendships apart,and doing terrible things for fun: why do you do this? To get back at someone? To make someone feel bad? What's the point? It's useless and it wastes everyone's time. That time could have been used to call someone beautiful, to ask someone you like on a date, to give a random person a flower to put a smile on their face. Who does these things anymore right? Well.. I do. All of you can. It all starts with a simple action. Haven't you all heard: if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all? To the people making up stories: again why? If you like making up stories start writing and make a book. Do something productive with it, don't publicize it on a confessions page just to see how many likes and comments you receive. As for me, I have no shame in telling you all who I am. My name is Alana and I used to go to NAU. I only went to NAU for a semester because I realized my heart wasn't entirely for it 100%. In less than 20 days I am being sent to Basic Training for the US Army. I'm on my way for making my dream come true. So, if you're still reading, do what makes YOU happy. Not your parents, not your friends, not to live someone else's dream. Do it for you. Oh, be kind to everyone. You have one life, make the best of it and feel good about it when the end comes near.

I'm the type of guy on a first date to be like: "Listen bitch, I'm going to see less tslking, less face and more ass". Yes I'm an Asshole, but I still get laid like the dickens.