What part of "leave me alone" is hard to understand? Stalkers man.

My sleezy ex thinks that if he apologizes to me I'll just accept it. Bitch you have no idea how much you hurt me. I can never forgive you. If I did you'll think you can go and do it to somebody else and I would never forgive myself for letting you.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I just found out my girlfriend has teenage mutant ninja turtle suspenders. I have found the one. That is all.

I feel that Lord Arceus or Lord Helix could make a great PEACEFUL religion

I work at parking services and literally love being the biggest bitch I can be. I feed off all your hatred and misery, students.

I used my nau email to create a new neopets account.

I'm simple when it comes to valentines day.I'm happy with sex, food, and repeat. Best gift of all

My boyfriend thought because it was his birthday, it gave him the excuse to have sex. I feel bloated and gross and he kept pushing it. So I tricked him and made him think we were going to have kinky sex. He spent last night tied to the bed and gagged with a vibrator strapped to his dick while I took a long relaxing bath with a good glass of wine.