I make really sick and twisted jokes all the time. This is mainly to weed out the people that I don't want to talk to. If they get disgusted, I won't bother talking to them because we won't get along.

My roommate is a good guy, but he's more bland than a slice of dry toast.

I'm a really big fan of a webcomic called "Homestuck", and I am afraid to speak openly about it because people give it such a bad rap on the internet and I'm afraid that I'm going to be treated like I'm an asshole because my fandom has a horrible reputation.

I never go to the gym because I always feel inadequate when I do.

Does anyone know who that RA on the 8th floor of Sechrist on the side by the union is? He is Super Cute and wouldnt mind getting to know him.

I hate partying. The only reason why I'd go to that type of scene is if one of my friends was going alone if only to ensure their safety. I don't trust a lot of people when they're drunk.

I'm gay and I'm a pretty small guy, but I had my first gay sexual experience a couple nights ago with a hot guy...but I'm not really sure what to think of it. He keeps texting me to do it again, but I don't really want to and wish he would leave me alone. I pretty much feel violated, he kept at it even when I told him to stop. But my body hurts and a certain area down below keeps bleeding :(

What's with all the Cowden posts?! I honestly don't want to hear about your dumb freshman problems. Anyways, I have a confession to make. All of you girls that walk around in yoga pants everyday make me sick. I don't care if you're skinny or fat. You're just pretending to work out, trying to trick the public into thinking that you work out. Well guess what you don't fool me. Get some real clothes to wear! #dealwithit #don'tgiveafuckwhatyouthink