Alexis W. You should get dehydrated. I'd like to quench your thirst?

Living at home for college fucking sucks. I'm so lonely and can't make any friends. No matter how hard i try they just blow me off like whatever.

I have a crush on one of my professors and it sucks.

I like coming up with ways to creep people out in the elevator. One of my favorites is looking at them, getting this great big slasher smile on my face, and saying, "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me." Never going to do them, though. Don't want to get arrested.

Redhead in Wilson room 131, lets date

Ive been single for 2 years, and my flirting/dating skills are zero. The end of last school year I fell for a good friend hard... Talked to her about it and got friend zoned. (I figured it would happen so thats no biggie, i just had to try). My problem is i find myself falling for this girl in my class. Shes gorgeous, funny, and smart. I dont even know what to do. I want to make a move on her. i just dont know how. Im pretty sure if i had an idea i liked id do it, so its not a lack of courage. I just dont want to look like an idot or scare her off.

I'm Dirty Dan

My roommate talks to herself (out loud) 24/7 and it REALLY pisses me off... so I made a game out of it by secretly recording her and sending them to my whole family via group message and we make fun of her and its a really great time. Tell me I'm a terrible person but trust me you'd record this shit if you lived with her too...