To be honest I can't stand my roommate! Like Damn who they hell are you to be getting mad at me; you were the one who approached me acting like a fool so when I told you, you were you act like i'm the one who's crazy, come your shit, no one wants to deal with that, and I am not going to be the first!

I recently discovered that I'm good at cunnilingus and I wish that I had someone else to do it to. I like pleasing people.

I like giving people compliments. Like this, and I'll add you and send you some.

I like to play a game with my friends where we watch who walks by and make up awesome backstories for each of them. I actually want to know how close some of them are to be honest.

Saw a girl today, shivering at the bus stop, so I offered her my jacket. She looked at my like I was a rapist/creeper. I'd never seen her before, and it's not like I was looking for a date or to get in her pants or anything, just saw she was cold and was trying to be nice. Some people are just nice because they like to be, not because they want anything in return. If someone is nice because they expect something back, then they're not nice people at all...

To the girl sitting in the hot spot around 1:00 with brownish red hair, wearing pink and black yoga pants and a gray top, I think you're beautiful...

Girls complain about not finding country boys, where are all these country girls hiding?! The real men are wanting to know!

Who's excited for SexFest? I heard they were passing out free condiments! I'm not sure what ketchup or mustard have to do with sex, but hey, I can always use more things to put on my hot dog.