I want to meet a girl that actually wants to know about my level 12 Rogue.

I used to go up to complete and total strangers and give them compliments, but I stopped doing that after this one girl called me a creepy asshole... I want to start again but I don't think I could take something else like that.

My roomate just shit the bed

There's this girl that is in my French and my Poetry classes that I think is really cute and she seems like a really interesting person based on the poetry she had to read in class for workshopping. But I am having a really hard time approaching her because she seems so introverted and I'm a very big personality.

I devise ways to make everyday objects deadly, and I think about testing them out on the people that annoy me.

I squeak when people tickle me, and my friends claim that it's the most adorable thing. I AM NOT ADORABLE. I AM A MANLY HUNK OF MAN.

To the Cute Guy with glasses I saw smoking outside of the Com. Building Marry me!?!

I sometimes think about what kind of deaths people would wind up dying if they died tomorrow.