For valentine's day, girls need a nice boy to take them around for a nice time. However, I need a nail clipper so I can go down and give my girlfriend a nice time.

Here's a confession: I posted fake numbers for my professors on my job applications so I could get hired.

Bro i've ridden that elevator so many times it's the only thing that gets me up in the morning.

I've tried to come out so many times but I keep running back to hide. I'm terrified of the social backlash, primarily from people of my culture. I don't want to do this. Can't I just hide in the closet forever?

There's a friend of mine who is constantly complaining. NO ONE CARES. Everyone has problems and hearing about your problems makes me want to not be friends with you, because I have problems of my own and you don't listen! You criticize me and insult me, then say it was an accident. Gosh get off your pity pony and learn to respect people, you are an asshole and it's weird how your girlfriend hasn't dumped you like the last one.

I'm a teaching assistant and just by listening to my students speak and respond to questions in class, I know which ones grew up in Arizona. Your high schools have failed you and I question how some of you made it to college. My only advice for you is, when you're looking for a job, don't look nationally, the students from the northern states will eat you alive.

So, I'm a lesbian and I've tried everything to find anyway to meet girls to date with no luck. I mean everything... tinder, okcupid, asking random girls out I think are cute, even tumblr. With absolutly no luck. I mean I know I'm not ugly. Just average and girly. Yet, no girls seem to be interested in me. I ask this confessions page. Why?????????

I hate Valentine's Day because I found out my Girlfriend was cheating on me on Valentine's Day. To top it of it was the same day as my uncle's funeral. Even after I told her we were done two months later I found out she was still telling people we were dating. But I got my revenge because I slept with the guy she cheated on me with. Yes I'm bi and like the saying goes spaghetti is straight too until it gets hot.