The admins are lucky I don't change them into sea urchins or something. Because I'm a witch with actual magical powers and I can totally do that sort of thing.

That moment after you've gotten high and ate waaay to much it feels like your stomach is about to explode. Damn you munchies!

I'm pregnant and I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend. I don't know what to do, I'm afraid he'll leave me ):

I asked this guy for some help at the gym, he looked at me surprised and said I didn't think you could speak English. #browngirlproblems :/

Someone from Puerto Rico won the power ball last night. I find it funny at how many people are butt hurt, but it's also pretty sad they don't know PR is part of the US...yes, PR is a US territory that voted in 2012 to become a state. If congress ever gets around to approving it, Puerto Rico will be the 51st state.

I love root beer and Dr pepper, but I haven't drunken (dranken? drunken?) soda in the longest time, but had one last night....I felt so sick and got a headache and sugar rush.

As of today, I am an American. I passed my immigration test :D

I read 50 Shades of Grey. It's awful. I'm so embarrassed that it's a bestseller. What is wrong with these women? This is junk!