Friday, 13 February 2015 08:43 AM
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Yeah, could the construction not bang away incessantly at 8:00 a.m., that'd be great.
Friday, 13 February 2015 04:29 AM
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Thinking about somebody that doesn't think about you at all is just the worst.
Friday, 13 February 2015 01:31 AM
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My guilty pleasure is thinking about your depressing confessions while masturbating.
Friday, 13 February 2015 12:47 AM
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This guy I was dating dumped me because I didn't want to have bareback sex with him... Sorry, but I want to live a decent life... And given your sexual history, that was just asking for it.
Friday, 13 February 2015 12:30 AM
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To the cute army girl Walking up San Fran todayl, I'm sorry if we creeped you out by staring. We couldn't help it!
Love- the awkward boys in the car
Thursday, 12 February 2015 11:25 PM
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I'm pregnant and I pray to God that it doesn't come out black. I love my boyfriend and I think he will make a wonderful father, but let's just say he's technically not black...or the actual father :/
Thursday, 12 February 2015 11:04 PM
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I'm not sure which hurts more: getting rejected or having my earphones break.
Thursday, 12 February 2015 10:56 PM
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I try to make light out of the worst situations. If you break my heart, I'll use that as motivation to be that much of a better boyfriend to the next guy that comes around. Yeah, it hurt but it's your lose and someone else's gain. Someone who deserves it.