Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:52 PM
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Why are boys so oblivious?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:52 PM
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Dear Gay blonde hair RA in Wilson,
You're cute.
Sincerely,
Your mother
P.S. I have some more fresh underwear for you to use. It would be useful.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:50 PM
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I hate when bitches be like "bitches be like" cuz they're the bitches that be like that the bitches be like that their bitching to be.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:49 PM
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to that guy who got his backside slapped at pizza hut, you were really attractive, and that made my day :)
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:48 PM
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I was at the HLC trying to impress a guy next to me by doing lots of sit ups. He didn't get up to leave until I farted. And it was a moisty one too.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:46 PM
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And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love [insert joke here]
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:44 PM
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Some of yall thirsty ppl can drink up the extra water from the snow. Yall be wanting to slip on the ice, hoping to land on a dick.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:43 PM
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I believe in opening the doors for women especially my woman
#HoneyBadger