For all the girls out there that don't know: SKANK season is over! Put some clothes on please, you're making me cold just by looking at you.

Dear people at Einstens,
Calm the fuck down and grow up. I'm sorry but the world doesn't revolve around you and your bagel. These people work so hard to provide all these college kids with their food and you sound like such an immature, rude idiot when you complain that your bagel wasn't ready exactly when you wanted. They have about 50 students just like you in their face as they're trying to prepare everything they can. If you really were in such a rush to get to class, then maybe that's your dumb fault and you should've waited until later to order food. Same goes for the buses, give these drivers some space and stop acting like a selfish brat. As if you're the only one who has to go somewhere...these people do a lot for us students.

Ima be like that Michelle Kwan and ice skate like a fucking boss.

cuddle weather?! more like SEX weather!!!

I think I am a pretty nice, approachable girl, somewhat attractive...yet I only attract the super creepers, like the "i may stalk you" kind of guys...I mean, I'm flattered you like me...but I would prefer a little less creepy variation on you....

who has time for SEX if you got two science classes!
SAID NO ONE EVER!
but for real... gotta head to lab! <3

-_- Thanks for posting my status and making me look desperate, admin. I had politely posted about 5 times before that one about him and you post the one where I am talking to YOU? jerks..

can i just have a country boy to cuddle with and go out on cute dates with? is that to much to ask for?