To the blond girl sleeping in the enginering lounge around 2 15... your cute.

East side mickey d's, they on point. Everything Ya'll cook it ain't done. People keep hollering out, Lose weight. Mane, fuck that shit! Fuck that shit.

You always have girls that wear some skimpy clothes when it's cold and say stuff like "I can wear what I want, when I want!" Yet, at the same time they're the ones always complaining that it's cold. Logic?? Must be some ho-logic...

So I saw this guy not too long ago wearing a trench coat and fedora hat by the union. Some girls passed him and were being mean and called him a creep for no reason. Why do people have to be so mean?! I have you seen you around campus and you always dress really nice. And plus I think you’re cutie! –nice girl-

There are so many judgmental cunts on this campus. Take a good look in the fucking mirror before you go ripping others.

These Slut Buckets thoooo'!! #FIRED

Honestly,I think im a pretty good looking guy. I just want a girl to just hookup with and just pretty much be friends with benefits
I mean i ain't trying to marry you come on now .
If somehow we get attached to each other laterr in the days/weeks/whatever then we will see what happens
where can i find you ?

Is it bad that I'm in love with strippers?