Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:33 PM
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Is it weird that my balls itch and I have to put ice packages on it??
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:32 PM
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The vocal percussionist from Pentatonix makes me feel like I'm really shitty at vocal percussion.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:30 PM
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I wish that there would be this little sign that popped up out of a guy's head that said "I'm just trying to get attention" whenever he played guitar in public.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:29 PM
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Sometimes I see birds and I randomly start a convo with them. Is that weird?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:29 PM
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When a guy wears a suit he automatically gets ten times hotter in my opinion
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:28 PM
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Sometimes I fart and they rip my underwear. Is that weird?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:27 PM
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Today is one of those days where every girl at this school goes to starbucks...
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:20 PM
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Sometimes I touch my nipples and moo like a cow. Is that weird?