Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:51 PM
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I have this thing for exhibitionism. I really just want to have sex with a girl in public, where there's the potential we might get caught. I already have a couple of perfect places picked out.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:46 PM
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Whenever a guy says that he fucks bitches, I want to be able to look him in the eye and ask him if he'll be fucking female dogs later on that night, or himself.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:42 PM
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My roommate has a severe (and I mean severe) fear of clowns. I hate my roommate. Roommate, meet my friend dressed up as an evil clown at 3 in the morning. Got to love October.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:40 PM
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I really like tattooed ladies, and I would trace each bit of ink they had with kisses if they would let me.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:40 PM
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My roommate makes me feel so uncomfortable. He's gay and I am straight and he is constantly hitting on me... I feel like a prisoner in my own room. What should I do?!?
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:39 PM
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I hope "The Fox (What does the fox say?)" is not the next big hit song. That song is fucking retarded.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:37 PM
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I have this really bad habit of staring at women's legs, watching how they move, seeing how powerful they are... It kind of stopped being a sexual thing for me and more of learning the character of body parts.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 04:36 PM
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I wish that more people understood my Monty Python references.