A professor making you buy a textbook they wrote is the college equivalent of "check out my mix tape fam."

Recently I was dumped by my girlfriend. At no point did I ever see this coming. I just can't see my life without her in it. She means the world to me and she doesn't even know it. Now a month later she told me she just wants to be friends. She gets upset at me when I try to tell her how I feel about her. At one point in our relationship I knew she would have given anything for me. It just doesn't make any sense how fast she has changed. Can distance really do that to people? I mean I was convinced that she might actually be the one. I saw spending the rest of my life with her. I just need her to know that. The worst part is that I have told her how I feel and she just ends the conversation there. Its awful not being able to even tell her that I love her. It feels like my soul is being rejected.

Honestly one of the main reasons I hate living in a dorm is that people are up making noise in the hall at all hours of the night, making it fucking IMPOSSIBLE to rub one out. Is it really too much to ask to let a brother bust a nut in peace?

If my girlfriend/wife ever told me they were pregnant the first thing I would say is that I'm sterile and watch their reaction because it could be their downfall. Cheers gentleman.

I am a dorm-hopper. I cracked the code you guys! Don't play into the whole living on campus bullshit, your ass will be in debt. I stay at a different friends dorms each night or if they're generous weeks at a time... Beats being on the streets!


P.s. I have a full time job but continue to dorm hop. I'm rolling in dat green motherfuckas.

"Two orgasms… coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow." Should i be turn on by that? because I'm not

That moment when you see the black barbie of Flagstaff that claims she's so famous and is known for her "trophy wife body,"...it's like let's ease up on the assumptions and turn that cocky attitude off. Like eww!

Almost everyone just comments on here says the same thing but in different ways. It wasn't funny the first time and it isn't going to be funny when you comment the same thing.