Sleeping without pants on every night is mandatory.

I firmly believe that the entire goal of "art" nowadays is just which artist can confuse the fuck out of everybody the most. I'm a visual communication major and that's really what it seems like from the classes I'm taking.

Today at work, a costumer asked where I was from and complemented me on how well I speak English...because you know, people from Wisconsin apparently don't speak English, or could have a tannish skin tone -.-

"Are you going to go see 50 Shades of Grey?"

"No, if I wanted to watch a porno I would simply go onto PornHub for free."

I started watching my big fabulous life on tlc. I swear these shows exist just to make people feel better about their own lives. Like, she's freaking out because her doctor told her she is pre diabetic and says she can't lose 200 pounds. Really? Being fat is literally just a physical representation of lack of self control.

I almost drowned in the bathtub today. My orgasm was just that intense . #Can'tBreathe

I'm all for our culture placing less of an emphasis on nudity. I think it's a silly notion that we try and be so protective of our bodies and body image, though we are vulnerable with nothing to cover us.

I do however have one problem with the free the nipple campaign. It's mostly a safety thing. I mean, how vulnerable are you having a child latched onto you? Pretty vulnerable. If someone wanted to fuck some shit up or steal something off of you at that time, there's only so much to stop them. Yeah, maybe you can trust someone will do something, or the cops, but for such a push for independency that would make yourself awfully dependent on the protection of someone else.

We shouldn't shame or embarrass someone for breastfeeding in public, but it's also just as important to protect yourself and your child by maybe not making yourself a walking beacon for whatever lunatic is on the loose that day. You should trust the good of the world, but also know there's some real scummy people out there as well that'd do anything they could to hurt or harm someone else in the most gruesome of ways. Just my own two cents on the matter. It'd be amazing otherwise for women to go topless in public if they wanted to.

I make up for my lack of confidence with over confidence. I come off as a douche but really I'm a nice guy :(