Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:48 PM
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I sometimes wish I didn't have a roommate. Just so I could sit in my room and masturbate all day.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:44 PM
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I really hope someone will take the phrase "Shit in your cornflakes" seriously, someday.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:43 PM
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I swear to god, I've been the source of at least half of these confessions over the course of the past 24 hours.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:39 PM
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I listen to Selena Gomez and practice grinding. No shame/no blame.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:34 PM
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Sometimes I shit on the reilly hall toilet seats.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:30 PM
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all i know is that you were wearing a light blue trucker hat that said MAMI and you had a cowboy boot keychain on your backpack and you had issues on the bus today, you were really attractive, I'd like to see you again :)
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:28 PM
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Dear guy I saw on the stairwell in the HLC at around 3:50,
You are really cute. Just thought I should let you know!!
Sincerely,
The girl who smiled at you in, the red sweatshirt.
Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:28 PM
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To the guy wearing a camo hat on the mountain link from SBS, you are HOT!!!