Friday, 11 October 2013 07:55 PM
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My intestines make whale noises sometimes.
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:54 PM
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I don't understand the female obsession with Benedict Cumberbatch. HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A SHERLOCK HOLMES.
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:54 PM
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Girls that are really quiet during sex unnerve me. Usually the kinds of sounds they're making and the volume of those sounds are an indicator to how well I'm pleasing them. Lack of sound makes me worried.
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:42 PM
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I honestly think making out is better than sex.
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:31 PM
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I wish I could drop the bass with my voice alone.
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:22 PM
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I make myself suffer so the ones around me are happy.
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:18 PM
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What happened to (straight) guys liking girls? I'm a girl and I'm sick of putting in all the effort. Where are the confident men?
Friday, 11 October 2013 07:03 PM
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Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels