I just need some tips from girls.I will appreciate that immensely. I have lived here for more than a year and I am still single. I do not know how to approach girls. Do you like cliche lines like everybody uses. I am different and smart and I have a lot of experience dating. My problem is that I have been in long term relationships and not playing around. What a girl wants from a guy to go out with him? Help! Thanks to all you girls!

I just want another guy I can cuddle with and kiss occasionally. I know I eventually want a relationship but I cannot seem to find a gay guy who wants to commit or is interested.

I secretly want a creampie, it's what I've always wanted.

I'm excited the emperor's new groove is on netflix. I watched that movie so many times when it came out on videotape.

I like rusty spoons. The feeling of the rust on my skin is just orgasmic.

Anyone here actually into REAL Halloween celebrating? I'm not talking about dressing like a slut and drinking all night. If that's what you do, more power to you. But I'm talking about watching scary movies, going to the cemetery and haunted houses, making halloween snacks and eating a shit ton of candy.

So, im confused. Do people think that delivery drivers get paid obscene amounts of money or something? I promise you we dont. We usually get paid minimum or less and often have to pay for our own gas. If you can afford 10-15-20 dollars worth of food, but cant tip your driver 2 bucks, you are whats wrong with the world.

When I'm trying to stall for time, I pull a Kronk. "Oh, yeah! The assignment. The assignment chosen specially to be turned in on Wednesday. Wednesday's assignment... That assignment?"