Taking one of those NAU 120 courses and I have a crush on my coach. The person is a senior and I get shy when around them. I'm gonna miss her when she leaves...

Im starting to question my sexuality :(

the only reason I "accidentally" fall asleep at your house is because I fuck your roommate

I love NAU Hockey, but seeing the hot hockey players makes the game 100 times better!!!

I need a gym partner

second time i tryed to post on here and i never get posted!

Here's how to be a straight up thug to people you want to impress! Always wear baggy clothing and look extremely upset like if your favorite starbucks coffee spilled all over your favorite sandals. Next if your not already, go and tan a little bit so you can look a little more darker than usual Dark=Scary. Now if you don't smoke you should probably get into the habit of that so you can carry around some Cigs. When speaking to someone try to keep short and vague. Also make sure to reference tupac and biggie and NWA a lot. Make sure after someone says something intelligent to you that you try to fight them. Also use AXE body spray.

Here's some tips for you fellas over there that don't know how to pick up a girl. First tip.. Always, ALWAYS make sure your wallet has cash in it. Why? So when you go up to her and talk to her before speaking just show her your wallet and that amount of cash in it. Next after have done that she's probably already half naked so...yeah if she's not then do the following. Take money out of said wallet and throw at her make it seem like money is coming down from the clouds like rain. At this point if she's not al over you then she's probably A: Lesbian B: Richer than you c: a count or D: she doesn't want your "D". Good luck!