Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:36 AM
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When you're at starbucks and the rude hipster guy with an iPhone (probably on tumblr or instagram) wearing a scarf and fedora cuts right in front of you and rants about how he's going to save the planet to his friend.
r u trying to make me cry cuz you did :'c
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:36 AM
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i just had a suicidal thought...its been 3 years since my last one.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:34 AM
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I pee in the sink like once a day because im too lazy to walk to the bathroom. My roommate has no clue...
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:33 AM
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Im dating Macklemore
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:30 AM
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Sex is nice. It's also something I haven't had in more than a year.
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:28 AM
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September ended, someone go wake up that guy from Green Day
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:27 AM
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Numbers 27 and 10 from Division ll hockey rock my world :)
Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:24 AM
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Oh my nipples are so hard I just wish someone would suck on them, someone who wouldn't hurt my nipple rings!