My boyfriend of four years has been taking meds for a heart condition the last two years. I am bipolar an I take meds an he tells me I don't need that crap. I did some research on the pills he's on and it's not for heart issues it's for bipolar and depression..not to sure what to do????

I would fuck the shit out of Dr. Wilder.

He's not even that attractive (nor is he particularly unattractive mind you). He's kind of dorky and it would probably be awkward. But I'd still do it. He's smart, and I love it.

Is it okay for a girl to ask a guy out if they've been friends a while? Or does that mean he only wants to be friends because he could have hit on you by now?

My roommate has been leading on 2 girls at once then the other night he brought home a new girl drunk they spent the night together 3 nights in a row. That idiot even took her out to the woods for a night completely unprepared. So he is still trying to get with the others and is just using this bar chick to make them jealous. Girls watch out for guys saying they are the owners of a night club. You aren't the only one who is hearing that line;)

Apparently, one of my friends fell for this guy. She couldn't really see that the guy was actually cross-dressing as a girl, though, so I'm trying to figure out how to break it to her. On top of that, the only company I have are these two assholes that do nothing but drink and party all day. Granted, one of them covers all the expenses because he thinks he's going to be getting into my friend's pants, but still. Definitely going to milk this for all it's worth.

My boyfriend went crazy and broke up with me. :( Now he's going around, talking about how his uncle killed his dad and married his mom. He even hit me and told me to go and become a nun! I can't take it anymore... he's not the same man I fell in love with...

So get this: My half brother is a total dickwaffle, and was always my folks' favorite. So I'm getting my revenge on him by fucking up all of his schemes. He's acting as this guy's wingman, so I'm going up to the guy that my brother is being a wingman for and telling him an outright lie in order to mess with his head. He's not that bright, so it's easy to convince him that the "love of his life" wants my brother's D instead of his, and he hasn't stopped moping since. Fuckin' teenagers.

I like to go around to sleeping couples and dab their eyes with nectar from a magical flower that makes them fall in love with the first thing they see. The end results are hilarious.