So I am really starting to like this guy but I am not sure if he really likes me too or if he is just saying it, because every single time we are together it seems like he's always planning things to do the second he leaves me...

i just got out of a relationship so im not looking for a boyfriend, but more of a friends with benefits...but an actual FRIEND with benefits. all i have right now are fuck buddies..i want someone who i can call up ANYTIME..not just late on weekend nights... and just chill and cuddle and blaze and watch movies and talk and fuck all day... no strings attached (:

I want to marry the woman who makes breakfast burritos in the Hot Spot so she can make me breakfast burritos and have sex with me every day

Money makes my pussy wet

I hate it when water in the toilet splashes on my balls. Especially when I have a sore corn hole

I can't wait for HVZ to start this semester. I heard its going to be legit.

I'm getting really fricken tired of having to do things at the exact time my roommate wants it done. I have a life too.

So I saw a couple of frat guys making fun of another guy for being "ugly" and said he could never be in a frat like ours. First off, one of them was a ginger and has no reason to be making fun of anyone and Secondly, who wants to be a part of a frat with a bunch of clique gay guys? You give the rest of us frat guys a bad name when you start pulling that judgmental shit. Fraternity Life is an honor to some of us, not a way to make fun of others the way you two do.