Hello, I am currently 18 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus!

I'm not really looking for a serious relationship right now, after all I'm young, but I really do want someone that I can have sex with on a regular basis. I am just not a one night stand kind of girl, but I do love sex.

This past weekend I fucked a girl and when I was about to cum I lifted her eye lid and came right inside there. Then I slapped her so she had to shut her eye. I kinda feel bad but our family reunions get crazy!

Karma is a bitch, so instead of hoping you trip and fall every time I see you, I hope someone tries to screw up your relationship the way you tried to do it to me. I also feel bad for your boyfriend at the time, because he didn't know you tried to hookup with my boyfriend and his friends while you two were still together. PS I love the look on your face when you see us together knowing that he doesn't care about your existence anymore. Oh and his friends don't care anymore either because no one wants their friend's sloppy sorority seconds.

To the guy who masturbated in the Tinsley showers: you dropped your wallet dude.

I chose my bf because he is my best friend. I lost alot of friend because of this. Girls because they didnt like who i chose to be with and guys cause i had a bf.. as if that meant we couldnt be friends anymore. I still tried to be friends but they all chose the latter. At first it made me sad because they were part of my life.. now i can only think that it was for the better. It brought me and my significant one closer and we have both made new friends along the way. I dont know what id do without him.

I think I masturbate more than guys... Sometimes I wish it was a man who could please me, others, I am perfectly content with my handy little vibrator.

I FINALLY came out to my best friend last night. I've stalled and put this off for almost two years, in fear that she might not treat me the same or that she might think of me different. I honestly don't know why I could think this, because once I told her, the first thing she said to me was, "we can check out hot guys AND hot girls now!" I have the best friend in the world, just thought y'all should know :)