That moment when the water starts to get cold halfway through showering.

I miss that website "like a little."

I want to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend but he lives a few states away. I wont lie, I get hit on a TON here, and I love it! who wouldn't? I have no problem not cheating on him, but I do have a problem with all these guys who only care about talking to a girl if he wants to fuck her. just because I'm a kind person doesn't mean I want you in my pants. I want guy friends! chill guys who like to hang out and smoke a bowl and have fun and be around good people. is that too much to ask for?

It's been almost three years since me and my ex got together and I know it's so pathetic, but part of me still hurts because of what happened. I had depression and he turned his back on me because he didn't want to deal with it. I'm so sick of caring about someone who didn't care enough to stay. I hate him so much and at the same time a part of me still loves him. I feel so pathetic.

The worst part about breaking up is that you lose someone that means a lot to you. And it kills that they don't talk to you anymore. And they don't even look at you when they pass you around campus. Makes me feel like someone is punching me repeatedly in the stomach.

where are those jean wearing, boot wearing country music listening girls at?? i have two tickets to see jason aldean. come with me!

I'm getting mighty sick of Gravity's shit. I swear to fuck, if the Acme Corporation screws me over one last time with their faulty bullshit products, I'm going to just hire an outside contractor to get my goddamn dinner.

I want to whisper to a girl "Hail to the King, Baby" before kissing her deeply and having sex off screen.