I want to be walking through the middle of the Student Union when it's really crowded, and stop and start screaming like I'm in pain. As onlookers stare, I'd be scrambling to get down to my clothes, screaming, "Oh my god, oh my god it hurts!" When I finally tear off my shirt, I'd simply take a deep breath and let out a sigh of relief, saying, "Oh my, I was too sexy for this thing. So sexy it made me feel pain."

Want a confession? Alright, my stepdad tried sexually abusing me and my mom chose him and her rich lifestyle over her own child and made me lie to CPS so she wouldn't lose anything so now i put my sorrows into cutting, starving and any narcotic drugs i can get my hands on. Do I think I'm dumb for doing these things, FUCK YES, but I can't fucking help it. okay. bye.

There is a tall guy that goes to Zumba and I cannot help but want to grind on him and for him to be my Prince Eric to my Ariel. Too bad I am a mermaid and he will never notice me :(

Country music sucks more dick than Ru-Paul's Drag race contestants.

You guys do know that this page is about all of your confessions, right? Not about submitting every detail of your last relationship or talking about how "thirsty" you think everyone is. Confess more interesting things! I have faith in you NAU students! Let's make the page as entertaining and quirky as it was last year..

"I finally understand the meaning of the phrase 'Burning the Midnight Oil'," I say as I put another pot of coffee on.

I confess that I am a little upset that NAU confessions has turned into a pornographic release site.

Does anyone know where one could acquire disco biscuits? I want to be the one person that gets a positive on a drug test for ludes.