I think that Liz at The Coupe has a million dollar smile.

I'm an English major, and every other English major I've met so far at this school has been a pretentious asshole.

I feel like I missed the memo on how to grow up...

seriously ladies, im not gonna ask you on another date if you try to put out or you do put out on the first 10 dates. or even if you start to sext me. i prob won't even talk to you after that. call me old fashion

-redneck

I just want a girl who is good in bed and doesn't want to cuddle after.

I'm a girl that has fallen in love with one of my good guy friends. I don't know if I should risk our relationship by telling him or just keep it a secret. I've held it in for a year, I can wait a little longer.

I used to be anorexic. I starved myself from 210 pounds down to 130 just so this one guy would think I was beautiful. It worked. I went out on a date with him. We went up and parked his car and I had my first meal in a very long time. Ripping his throat out with my teeth and feasting on his flesh was the most satisfying moment of my life.

My stomach has been aching the whole day and I thought I was going to die because I couldn't go to the bathroom. But as I was doing homework I drop the loudest most gross smellin fart in my entire life.
My roomate refuses to talk to me now.