Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:28 PM
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If I ever teach a class, I'm only going to teach it in a Gilbert Gottfried voice.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:27 PM
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Feeling terribly homesick. I miss my parents quite a bit. Trying to man up and do this without breaking down. ;x
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:21 PM
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I wish that the theme music from Attack on Titan could be my theme music for everything. Running, taking a test, masturbating, flying through the trees like a Spider Man armed with swords. Everything.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:18 PM
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I just want to be funny and attractive and rich and fun and popular and good in bed and smart and sexy and get as many friends and girls as i want and have the greatest cook in the world and unlimited money. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK????
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:14 PM
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All these sorority girls need to stop being so stuck up
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:13 PM
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Instead of getting mustangs if i was rich i would be cruising around in a mercedes s550 or bentley! come on saudis lets step the car game up!
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:11 PM
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I've been listening to a lot of 90's pop music. Spears, N*SYNC, Back Street Boys. I'm not even embarrassed! This is rad!
Sunday, 13 October 2013 10:56 PM
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You guys, yesterday I was shooting some b-ball, outside of the school and a couple guys started making trouble in the neighborhood. The cops came over and I got real scared, cause they said I've got to go to sechrist and live there =(