Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:55 PM
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I shop at Savers&Goodwill
I literally look high class
Thanks guys for your donations ;)
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:47 PM
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Some of the shit on this page is proof that PT Barnum was right.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:46 PM
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I never liked napping. Now I can't read some of my favorite novels because I just get sleepy and wind up taking one anyway.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:45 PM
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I swear, if I meet a woman that is just like Vi from League of Legends, I will do everything in my power to be hers.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:43 PM
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I wish that every time I got rejected, "Shot through the Heart" by Bon Jovi played in the background.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:41 PM
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I want the song "There goes my hero" to play every time I leave a room.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:40 PM
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Being single, seeing double, making triple. That's my life and it fucking awesome.
Sunday, 13 October 2013 11:40 PM
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I hate winter. Girls put on more layers and there is pretty much no way of determining if they have tattoos or not.