Just got written up for having a candle on in my room... I so love my dorm :')

I threw a rock through my neighbors window one time when I was little. I learned later that it was through their son's window who had Downs syndrome. Joke is still on them though for drinking while being pregnant.

You want a confession? How about this! For the last week and a half I jeep having a dream where I'm having amazing sex with one of the guys l live with and then...all if a sudden...there is an egg. And this egg slides it way on its own into my bag and gets stuck there. What the fuck even?!

I'm beyond tired of you city kids coming here acting all redneck and that you're part of the country scene. It's not a scene, it's a way of life, you don't simply wake up and decide to be country. Country is what you're born into, it's the hard work and hard ships you've been through to make yourself the man or woman you are today. Listening to country and wearing boots and wranglers just means you like music and know how to dress yourself.

One of my best friends drinks and has sex all the time. The guys love her. I don't drink and I haven't had sex, and I feel like I'm constantly ignored by guys around campus. Is that really what it takes to get you interested? Fuck you very much. I can wait for better.

Everyone says come to college and have fun and experiment.. don't get tied down, but that's not how I was raised. I could never let myself go out and hook up with random girls only to move on to the next. Call me old fashion, but I still believe the term "making love" means something, momma raised me right. All I want is a nice girl, preferably country, to treat like the princess she is and live happily ever after

My roommate never washes her hands unless her bf is around.

I'm not looking for sympathy, advice, or a shoulder to cry on. I just feel like I need to admit this to someone. I kind of want to die. I don't think I'll kill myself, I couldn't do that to my family, but I just want to stop living. If I could just go to sleep and not wake up, that would be great