Is it just me or does everyone at NAU spend all their free time taking naps? I've never been so freaking exhausted... ain't nobody has time for sex it's all about the naps!

I get mini orgasms from cleaning my ear with a q-tip.
I'm a dude

Uniforms. Police officers, fire fighters, Air Force, Army, even rent-a-cops. I just want a uniform to bend me over and do me dirty.

I am in the process of creating a fake profile to "catfish" my ex. My end game is to get a picture of his small skinny dick and share it with the world. No shame. If you knew what he did, you would think he deserves it too.

Sometimes I feel like my only validation in life is how many "likes" I get on facebook...

so the one thing i've always wanted to do is take a girl out for a picnic with some wine and good food, then go to my house or hers(her preference)and watch a movie we both like and cuddle. but every girl i ask either says yes and i cant get ahold of them or thinks im weird.

So I have always kinda wanted a cute little clit piercing. I go to the shop to get the piercing and I'm pacing around for 45 mins freaking out about the pain and a stranger touching my vag. Finally I go back. Dude gloves up spreads it open. Then proceeds to stop, take his gloves off and say let's talk about options. At this point I'm freaking out more cause I'm like what the hell is wrong with my pussy right?Turns out my clit was too small to pierce so I got the Christina piercing. Which is the upper pussy area. Still a cute piercing. But talk about a traumatic experience. I think Gentile piercings are such a turn on. Anyone else agree?

I send my ex boyfriend good night and good morning text messages so he has something nice to look at. Although he treated me like shit, I can't help but to want him to know someone cares.