Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:29 PM
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I don't know why but I love romance novels.
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:27 PM
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I get really grossed out by girls who go to the bathroom barefoot/in their socks in Reilly
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:18 PM
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Like the great Colonel Sanders once said, "Im to drunk to taste this chicken"
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:03 PM
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I like being fingered more that the actual sex its self.
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:02 PM
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I don't know who's nastier: the third floor Tinsley girls or the cleaning crew. Seriously, there's been a booger on the shower wall for a week. Aren't they supposed to clean those things daily?
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:56 AM
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I have this little solar powered moving crab figurine sitting on my windowsill, and it always makes me smile. Really helps for when I'm having a rough day.
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:53 AM
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I dry-hump my mattress whenever I wake up with morning wood.
Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:49 AM
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To quote a good friend of mine:"it is not alcoholism until you leave college! Until then you are just enjoying your self"