"I'll get all my school work done and be in bed before midnight" - is single handily the biggest lie I tell myself on a daily basis. But I'm ok with it.

I had a hemorrhoid and now all my pants are stained with blood.

I used your LOUIE password to drop you from all your classes. You broke the wrong guy's heart.

Where are the female that loved to be eaten out? Thirsty, but i don't care!

I have an irrational hate for people that don't think the 10th Doctor is the hottest.

I'm a third yr... It's been about 11 months nw. I'm in the most happiest, loving, amazing relationship! He adores me so much, and I Love Him With All My Heart, He's totally sincere ...I don't know if it's much of a problem but ...I've recently been having on and off, once in a while dreams about my HS-ex whom I've been with for 5yrs (frshman-1styr college) no sexual ones but just memories of our old HS and how we use to hang out. I can hear his laugh, see his smile, remember his personality and almost feel his kisses, I feel happy...different... But when I wake up next to the love of my life, I'm in limbo but once he kisses me I'm another girl also very very happy ...is it bad to be have these dreams?

i absolutely love getting eaten out... dont get me wrong i love the d but theres just something about guys going down on me that gets me off!!.....but only if theyre good.....wish i could find a guy who loves it and knows wtf theyre doing

To all you people to wait to fart until your roommate is asleep:
Be jealous, I fart in front of my roommate all the time. A girls got to do what a girls got to do!