Sorry Tyler, Sean, Jesse, and Ryan, I got the results back and I have syphilis...

To the really short girl I helped grab a lid for at the coupe this evening. You're stunningly beautiful. I would love to get to know you!

It sort of bothers me when I like to wear fedoras, and people either know me because of the hat or assume I'm an asshole. I like hats, my hair is a professional wrestler that won't stay down, and the fedora I like more than a ball cap. It isn't my identity, nor is it me trying to inflate my ego. It's just a hat. ._.

Today while I was going up the elevator a lady got off and told me to "have fun being a nigger.". I have never been called a nigger before and it really made me feel bad about my ethnicity. I wish I was white.

I believe it's totally acceptable to have sex while my roomates in the room. Bitch put some head phones in I don't have time for you to leave the room..

Sometimes food fixes things that nothing else will

I don't even go here

I play music when I take a shit in the bathroom just so it's a little less awkward for the other people in there