My very religious roommate tried to scold me for going to planned parenthood and getting plan b. She told me I would burn in hell for it and that "us liberal heathens couldn't see the devil's handiwork." I know satan's work. Satan lived in Charles Manson, giving him the charm to form a cult of reckless murderers. Satan lived in Ted Bundy, providing him good looks to lure his victims into his trap, where he would strangle his subjects and sleep with the corpses. Satan lived in Jeffrey Dahmer, bidding him to invite unsuspecting victims into his basement, only to be dismembered and eaten. So, if Satan is providing me with some plan b, then he truly has lost his edge.

I'm starting to see more and more people at the gym who would classify as "overweight" or "inexperienced". Hell I still think of myself as inexperienced. I just want to say great job. You're all doing awesome :)

I was over a week late, but......I just had the biggest, bloodiest period ever. Thank you, Satan! Yes, I prayed to the big guy below as Jesus apparently wasn't listening.

How many people just actively wait for their best friends and their significant others to break up? So many people these days lose themselves in relationships! Not hanging out with your friends in favor of a girl or boy all the time isn't healthy.

So I work at the hotspot and while I serve your food I rip ass hard. I don't know why or how but you can't hear or smell it...

What does it mean when you're f*** buddy of 1 1/2 years takes your condoms....but doesn't use them with you? We have no rules about being with only each other but still. Even if he is sleeping with other girls, isn't weird that he is using condoms with them and not me? Hahaha

In a relationship with an Asexual Biromantic woman and know for a fact that I am a submissive woman. She wants to try sex eventually but I highly doubt that she would ever be willing to try anything kinky. So I just need some advice on how I should deal with this independently since she will never satisfy that part of me.

That awkward moment when you see someone you know on tinder.