I'm having your baby jackass. Step up.

Internet is back. Back into my cave!

How could Hitler have wanted all the Jews dead if there is still dogs in the world? Nothing against Jewish people. But dogs can't even pour their own damn dry cereal. They force humans to be their slaves and use their adorable faces to distract from the fact that they don't contribute anything to society and will piss on everything you own, they force you to be their slave until they die. Good thing they die at around 12-16. Still that's to much time going against everything that Darwin stood for. #survivalofthefittest
#learnhowtopouryourowncereal
#stopputtingyourhaironeverythingiown
#whenwasthelasttimeyoushowered?
#youcanhavehumanfoodifyoucookityourself
#itsnothard
#stoppissingalloverthefloor

This girl named Lacey thinks shes such a bad bitch. Nobody is jealous of you or your sorority

Getting checked out by guys when in reality my engagement ring is getting fixed... If only they knew. It makes me laugh

I'm tired of my confessions not being posted. Sure, I've written about a couple sensitive topics, but nothing illicit or dangerous.
What's up, moderator? Politics got your tongue?

True story. At the stoplight behind target the other day, and this chick had her finger up her nose to the second knuckle.. Ooohhhhhh my gawdddd!!!! ??

Regarding the post about not giving head to your partner... Am I the only girl who doesn't like getting eaten out? Can't stand it. But I love sucking dick. Weird?